Grok Robots

This robot rolls around, finds a good drumming surface, lays down a beat AND THEN records that beat, plays back that audio and drums a counterbeat to itself.

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How much would you pay to see a performance where the liner notes include “robotic cannon?” Well, you, the cannon (which fires rubber balls at a marimba), robotic fingers making haunting noises on some wineglasses and some percussion elelments can all jam while you (and the Internets) watch via a series of webcams.Created by Dan Paluska and Jeff Lieberman for Absolut Machines, a project the vodka company is using to explore how machines can be creative (even though they don’t drink the product).

Once your session is complete, they’ll mail you a video of your performance. Here’s mine:

I love the lyrics in this classic bit from Futurama:

You’ll suffer til the end of time,
Enduring tortures, most of which rhyme

Compare and contrast Mr. Roboto, 25 years old, with All Is Full Of Love, an award-winning Björk video from 1999/2000: 

(This video may not be safe for work, if your workplace has a problem with robots making out)

Everything you want to know about the video is here, including conept sketches, behind the scenes photos and an interview with videographer Chris Cunningham:

“His immediate association with sex was vindicated when Björk arrived at his London office with a book of Chinese Kama Sutra prints as her only guiding reference.” 

Twenty-five years ago the band Styx combined the rock opera stylings of Tommy with the production values of 1970s Doctor Who episodes to give us Mr. Roboto. Its lyric hook taught a generation of Americans the only Japanese phrase they’d ever know, and its theme of robot as friend, companion and revolutionary influenced anyone who was watching too much Mtv at the time (i.e., everyone under 20). Take a look:

What did we learn about the future from this song?

• We all need control
• Surprisingly, IBM is still around (and manufacturing positronic brains)
• Music videos were wildly optimistic about what robots would be like in the near future

Sony’s discontinued Qrio was perhaps the closest we’d gotten to being surrounded by helpful Mr. Robotos. So, it was no surprise MAKE Magazine’s resident robot expert Phillip Torrone thoughts turned to Qrio when asked to talk a bit about Mr. Roboto’s birthday:

“It’s a crime against humanity that Sony hasn’t open sourced their line
of robotic humanoids and canines since they discontinued development.
Robot ‘friends’ and ‘companions’ are far more interesting and
beneficial to the human race than anything else they’re working on at
the moment. besides, we know how the story ends if we continue to
create robots for war and conflict - they’ll eventually turn against us
and/or turn us in to batteries to power the matrix.”

The song was famously used in a 1999 VW commercial, which in turn was referenced years later by the television show Arrested Development:

I will not admit how many times I listened to this song, but it was enough times to make the twenth-fifth anniversary of this song a fitting day to launch this blog. Eventually I moved on (from the song, if not robots). Sometimes that is for the best as not everything ages well.